In addition to their personal consultations with Mr. Harper, our Travel Office conducts a huge amount of research during the course of their trip planning efforts. Occasionally they discover hotel descriptions so wonderfully awry that they can’t help but file them away for posterity. Here are a few of their favorites from the recent past:
“Upon arrival, snacks, wine, and soda drinks will not fail.”
“Filled with fresh fruit fragrance and delicious, lychee wine makes you unforgettable once you have sipped it.”
“After check in, explore the gardens and lookout point with your Naturist guide.”
“Ocean Pavilions are positioned along the oceanfront with views of the ocean.”
“Oversized doors, windows and overhead fans allow you to let in the fresh hilltop breezes and jungle aromas.”
“Enjoy the scenery and come prepared to be rough and ready.”